FUN 10

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Police arrested you and collected ur phone,a text message came in saying; "Abeg if you dey come,bring one AK-47 and 24 bullets with 2 magazines make we take do night things". How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a vodka (AK-47),24 energy drinks (bullets) and 2 magazine (Ovation). To make matters worse,your friends name is Robert but u saved it as ROB-1 as contact. What will you do to convince a Nigeria police. ????

Oya let go , be sincere

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