FUN 2

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How did the Fight start?:
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After Service on Sunday, a Wife saw Her Husband sitting quietly in d Church Garden.
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She got concerned and decided to ask Him.
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Wife: Hey Darling, why are U sitting so quietly in d Garden? What is Bothering U?
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Husband: I am thinking about d Confession of Our Pastor. It's making Me Uncomfortable.
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Wife: What is it?
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Husband: the Pastor confessed that He has Slept with all d Married Women
and single Girls in d Church
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but ONLY one Woman didn't want to Sleep wth Him
becos She Fears God.
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Wife: It must be that Madam Comfort.
..She's always doing Holy Holy. Mtcheeew...........
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AND THAT WAS THE BEGINNING OF THE PROBLEM 

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